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Erik Visits an American Grave, Part 2,016

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This is the grave of Henry and Mary Anna Draper.

Born in 1837 in Prince Edward County, Virginia, Draper grew up wealthy. His father was got a job teaching at NYU and was the kind of scientist figure that dabbled in everything, which was hardly uncommon in the first half of the nineteenth century. His mother had been the daughter of the Brazilian emperor’s personal physician. So it was that kind of wealth. Unsurprisingly, Draper trained to be a doctor. He graduated from the NYU School of Medicine in 1857. Sure he was 20, but it’s not like medicine actually worked yet, or at least not much. The advances over Draper’s life would be astounding, but his training took place just as this was beginning and knowledge of the body was still quite limited. He did his Civil War service too, sawing off limbs in horrific conditions on battlefields while with the 12th New York Infantry, which fought at many of the largest battles of the war.

Draper, like his father, was a jack of many scientific trades. He got super interested in astronomy. In 1857, Draper visited Ireland. While there, he visited the Earl of Rosse, who showed him his six foot telescope. This blew Draper’s mind. He came home and wanted toys like this of his own. He began to mix more in scientific circles. As such, he met a woman named Mary Anna Palmer, who was rich socialite also interested in the stars.

Palmer was born in 1839 in Stonington, Connecticut and her father had made a ton of money in real estate. They married in 1867, at which time Draper was working as a chemistry and physiology professor at NYU. They would make a powerful team in the growing field of astronomy. As per usual, it was his name first in all the conversations because she was placed into the kind of secondary “assistant” role even though she was doing at least as much work as he was. Such remains common today (see Robert Caro completely relying on his wife for everything but her not getting credit on the books, for a contemporary example).

What really made the Drapers legendary was their use of new technologies to create images of space. First, they had to expand the technology of telescopes. Draper had built his own on his father’s estate, but then the mirror split on a cold winter night. So he created a new type of mirror that got the secretary of the Smithsonian, Joseph Henry, interested. Henry convinced Draper to write about it and this got him more attention. Now, the Drapers didn’t exactly invent astrophotography, but they advanced its use in massive ways and effectively are the parents of the idea. Now, Draper’s father actually took the first daguerrotype of the moon in 1840 and naturally people were taking pictures of the sun and moon the best they could. But what Draper did was take the first picture of a star that showed absorption lines, which meant he was taking real photographs of deep space.

He was so excited about this–and thanks to Mary didn’t need the money–that he resigned from active teaching in 1873 to focus on this new research. He soon would photograph Venus as it passed between the Sun and Earth. Then he pioneering photographing the Orion nebula. By 1880, he was photographing the spectrum of Jupiter. In 1882, his work on Orion succeeded and using a 137 minute exposure, he managed to take the greatest picture of the stars ever done to that point. Check it out!

Naturally, Draper was not doing this from his home in the city. He built a special observatory out of town, up in Hastings-on-Hudson. He got what passed for federal funding for science at the time and received a ton of honors for his advances. Unfortunately, Draper was a pretty sick guy. In 1882, he died from pleurisy. He was only 45 years old. This is not the kind of thing likely to kill you today, but back then, death at a younger age was more common.

This left Mary Anna a widow. But she wasn’t one to just while away the years. She wanted to advance science the best she could and her best ability to do this was her money. She soon donated most of his equipment to Harvard. She then gave enormous sums of money to advance his work on astronomy. She stopped doing active research herself, but she frequently visited the institutions where she gave the money to see what they were doing with it.

She made connections with Edward Pickering, the Harvard scientist who was following in Draper’s footsteps. In 1885, he started doing photographic spectroscopy, which of course Draper had pioneered. So she funded a lot of this on one condition–it would be named for her husband. This stuck and much later, the astronomic star catalogue that would be published between 1918 and 1924 would be known as the Henry Draper Catalogue. It has continued over the years and now has well over 300,000 stars classified.

Some of this was also specifically for women astronomers. That’s just so incredibly rare in the late 19th century. But some it was because the women in Draper’s family were also interested in science and her niece Antonia Maury was to be one of the next generation of great astronomers, later being the first person to discover a spectroscopic binary. Women were certainly not treated equally at Harvard when they became clustered there working on astronomy and there was a lot of anger over the years at Pickering, who sounds pretty awful personally. But without Mary Anna Draper, they wouldn’t have been there at all, so that was an important step.

Other things Mary Anna Draper did with the money included creating the Henry Draper Medal at the National Academy of Sciences, which is awarded every four years for someone investigating “astronomical physics.” When scientists needed money to found the Mount Wilson Observatory, they came to Draper and she funded it. Being super rich, she also used her money to develop enormous collections of antiquities, including Egyptian art, as well as tapestries. When she died, she left all that to the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Mary Anna Draper died in 1914. She was 75 years old.

Henry and Mary Anna Draper are buried in Green-Wood Cemetery, Brooklyn, New York.

If you would like this series to visit other astronomers, you can donate to cover the required expenses here. Henrietta Swan Leavitt is in Cambridge, Massachusetts and Carl Sagan is in Ithaca, New York. Previous posts in this series are archived here and here.

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Not related to me, but pretty cool! Maybe not all Drapers/drapers are shitbags!
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So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

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The Bittman Project 2025 Holiday Gift Guide

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I wish I weren’t one of those people who loves to shop so much. Imagine all the time I’d have if I weren’t constantly browsing the internet for that random shirt I saw on someone’s Instagram story, a pair of shoes I saw some kid wearing that I then needed to immediately find for my kid, the perfect garlic press (it doesn’t exist—they all kind of suck, just use a grater if you want your garlic mushy). But my detriment is your advantage, because I like to consider myself an extremely picky shopper, which means that today’s list of holiday picks is small but mighty, and anything on it is sure to be much loved by anyone who likes to get in the kitchen and get down to business. (Except for a few outliers, which are just all around excellent in any room.)

Also! You’ll notice there aren’t any cookbooks here; that’s because we’re going to have a dedicated cookbook gift guide next week.


John Derian Sticker Book

If you’ve never been to the John Derian store in New York, I urge you to pay it a visit whenever you can. I could stay in there for hours admiring the beautiful plates and ornaments and decor. This sticker book offers a little taste into the John Derian world. The only problem? It’s so beautiful and artfully arranged that you won’t want to use any of the stickers. – Kate


Tilit Contra Chef Bib Apron

I was never a huge apron wearer, but I got sick of thinking of even my nice shirts as disposable—and when aprons nicer than my mother’s became available, I started wearing them. My favorite (aside from “I’ll Feed All You Fuckers”) is ​this one from Tilit​—it’s waxed cotton, has a great feel, resists staining, washes like a dream, and has nice ties that even work for those of us of a certain girth. (Use code ​Bittmanbites10​ for 10% off your order.) – Mark


Mill Food Recycler

My beloved Mill is on sale starting this Thursday, November 20 through Monday, December 1—up to $200 off your purchase. Get $200 off the stainless steel, $175 off black, and $150 off white (which was originally $999). If you’re gifting someone who is big into composting, concerned about the environment and their carbon footprint—just a generally conscious person—this is, like, the best gift ever. – Kate


Caraway Complete Bar Set

My husband and I are not what you’d call “adventurous” cocktail people at home; that’s not because we’re picky or boring (I mean, maybe the latter, sure) but because we’re such martini people. But after making batched Negronis for guests a few months back, I realized that I wanted to up our game, because it’s fun. The Caraway set is really good looking, with pretty storage and every tool you’ll need to make every drink you could ever want. (That spoon!) Also: the Caraway Black Friday sale is now in swing, and the set is 34% off. – Kate


Made In Baking Slab

First of all, ​this thing​ is gorgeous—makes us happy when we see it. But, more importantly, it’s good for just about anything. Roasting vegetables or meat, for sure. But also—it’s meant for baking. A slab pie, a sheet cake, pizza (we’ve done this!). It’s much more fun than a traditional sheet pan, and just as versatile. This is also on sale for Black Friday—$20 off.


Botanical Brothers Subscription​

Apologies to those of you who aren’t yet eligible to receive these flowers, but the Botanical Brothers tell me they’re working on expansion, and the flowers are too wonderful not to share immediately. With a subscription, every week (or less; that part is flexible and up to you), a selection of seasonal (local and North American as much as possible) flower arrangements is delivered (free delivery!) to you/your giftee. Every flower in the arrangement is different which, in my opinion, makes for the most stunning bouquet. A sweet bonus is that each delivery includes a photo of how the brothers arranged their bouquet, along with information about each flower and a flower arranging tutorial. Botanical Brothers is currently delivering to Manhattan south of 125th, a decent chunk of Brooklyn (Sunset Park to Greenpoint), Long Island City, Hoboken, and Jersey City. The pricing is more than reasonable—and be sure to use the code BITTMANPROJECT20 when you check out for 20% off your first delivery. – Kate


Jacobsen Salt​ Starter Kit

I went to add this to our gift guide and realized that I’d recommended it last year, too—not that that was a surprise. I love Jacobsen Salt—it’s my salt of choice, and our Holly carries their handy tins around in her purse—and this starter kit is such a handy gift for any home cook, whether they’re experienced or just starting out. (Bonus: That beautiful salt cellar that’s now included was not there last year!)


Burlap & Barrel Spice Club

Another great subscription-style gift—one year of the Spice Club includes a box each quarter (four boxes) with four spices in each box: brand-new spices, limited new harvests and traditional blends made at place of origin, plus a special treat made in collaboration with another great food company.


Burlap & Barrel Holiday Feast Gift Bundle​

Every single warming spice you could want, all in one cozy, wintery bundle—plus cute spice fridge magnets and the B&B gift bag that we all love. The set includes 12 spices, including Buffalo Ginger, Pemba Cloves, Toasted Pepita Pumpkin Spice, Limestone Rosemary, and Ground Cloud Forest Cardamom.


The Great Gatsby: Cook the Book​

Such a good present for a Gatsby fan who also likes to cook. This new version of the classic Long Island saga comes with vellum pockets scattered throughout, each one with a recipe card tucked inside. From chapter two, “The Whiskey Lunch”: Fix yourself the sort of nice lunch Tom would enjoy: a salty roast beef sandwich—with whiskey to wash it down, of course. The quote that inspired the recipe is on the back: “The bottle of whiskey—a second one—was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who ‘felt just as good on nothing at all.’ Tom rang for the janitor and sent him for some celebrated sandwiches, which were a complete supper in themselves.”


Fishwife The Ultimate Tinned Fish Gift Pack

Beautiful packaging aside, the stuff at Fishwife is really good—I’m especially fond of their anchovies, which are front and center here. It’s hard for me to think of someone in my life who wouldn’t be psyched to get this as a gift. – Kate


Piecework Hors D’Oeuvres Cocktail Napkins​

I got these for myself and loved them so much that I immediately bought a couple boxes for my good friends whom I’m going to visit this week. I was initially nervous about the size, but they’re big enough for cocktail hour, no problem. The Hors D’Oeuvres variety is my personal favorite, but you can see all the styles here. – Kate


Tom Colicchio x Made In 11-inch Frying Pan​

This pan is just beautiful—carbon steel, pre-seasoned, naturally nonstick but gets better with use, lighter than cast-iron (though still heavy), great heat distribution. The thing that really gets me is how beautiful it is, the contrast between the heavy, weighty look of the skillet and the bright bronze handle. – Mark


Fly by Jing Hot Pot Starter Set​

Turns out, having hot pot at home is an awesome (one pot, everyone!!!) way to entertain. We had friends over the other night—one of them came with me to H-Mart ahead of time to get a whole bunch of stuff—for our inaugural hot pot dinner. This little thing is fantastic, and was the perfect size for four of us (we easily could have had another couple people along for the ride). The starter set comes with the hot pot and a bag of Fly by Jing’s excellent and perfectly tingly hot pot base. We did fish cakes, cabbage, meat, “krab,” enoki mushroom, lotus root, and sliced corn cobs—fantastic. So much fun. – Kate


Marmalade Grove “Party of Six” Gift Set​

Marmalade Grove’s oranges are from Ojai—and no offense to Florida, but location clearly matters. The varieties of locally made marmalade they offer—like Ruby Valencia Oranges + Apricot (our favorite), Cara Cara + Hibiscus, Orange + Ceylon Tea, Pixie Tangerine—introduce a whole new axis of flavor bursts. This set of six 5 ounce jars is beautifully packaged and perfect for gifting. – Samir


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my coworker is blackmailing me not to take time off for my honeymoon

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I’m off today so here’s an older post from the archives. This was originally published in 2020.

A reader writes:

I work in an office where I’m the only person who can do 75% of my job, but there’s a second person who can do essential functions. We have a policy that only one of the two of us is allowed to request advance time off at a given time (so one of us is always in, barring emergencies).

I’m getting married in October, and in relation to that requested — and was approved for — two days before the wedding and the two weeks following. I don’t take much time off and have more than enough “in the bank” to cover that with some left over. It was approved immediately by my supervisor.

Since then, my close coworker (Jane, who covers some of my essential duties) first started asking if I really “need” that much time off. She then dropped a bit of a bombshell on me and said that she “really needs to go to Florida the following weekend (after my wedding) for a cousin’s wedding” so asked if I could be in for the second half of that week as well as the following Monday. I told her that my plans weren’t certain yet, but that I didn’t want to commit to that and leave those requested days open.

That was met with a tirade about how she “always looks out for me” and that I need to “do this one thing for her.”

We normally have a cordial, if not especially friendly, relationship but she has turned nasty and threatened to blackmail me over a a sick day where she claims I “wasn’t really sick.” She had seen me at the grocery, where I was mostly picking up a prescription but also doing general grocery shopping, but don’t have a doctor’s note if push comes to shove. When she brought it up, she said, “That day I saw you at the grocery store, I know you weren’t really sick but were just goofing off for the day. I’ll report you for that.” I responded with, “I was there to pick up a prescription, even though I bought some other things because I didn’t have anything at home that sounded good.” She responded, “If you don’t let me have this, I’m still going to report it.”

(For context, this happened during the work day, probably around 1:00 in the afternoon. Sometimes one of us will go to the store to buy work supplies during the day. When I saw her there, I had just come from the doctor’s office, which is literally right across the street, and was shopping for other things while waiting on a prescription to be filled at the store pharmacy.)

This has gone on for a week and she’s not dropping it that I need to be in those specific days, and I’m not relenting.

There’s a possibility that — for a variety of reasons — I won’t even be working there in October, but at the same time I don’t know how to handle this. I mentioned it in passing to my supervisor, who wasn’t overly interested and he indicated that I was “okay” since I’d requested the time 9+ months in advance. Still, though, I feel that the battle isn’t over yet, and it’s negatively affecting my ability to actually do my day to day job as Jane is refusing to do the small part of her job that I don’t have the proper training/credentials/ability to do.

In addition, there are the logistics that if our supervisor agrees to let us both off, I’m no doubt going have two dozen calls/texts a day on my honeymoon from people who are persistent enough to call me 10 times in a row if I don’t answer. Needless to say, that’s NOT a situation that I want to deal with, but it happens any other day when both of us are off (heck, it happens when I’m off just because of the sheer volume of stuff that she doesn’t care to learn to be able to answer).

Jane is a jerk.

But not a very smart jerk. She thinks she has way more power here than she does! And I think you think she does too.

You requested time off for your wedding and honeymoon nine months in advance. It has been approved. Your manager reiterated that your time off is secure.

Jane’s blackmail attempt is embarrassing — for her. It has no teeth at all. You don’t have anything to hide because you didn’t do anything wrong. You’re allowed to pick up prescriptions when you’re sick. You’re also allowed to buy yourself groceries when you’re sick. But if your manager really doubted you for some reason (which is unlikely), you could always contact your doctor’s office to get documentation that you did indeed have an appointment that day. It probably won’t come to that, though. But if you needed to, know that you could get the back-up you need.

Unless your boss is a complete fool, I can’t imagine he wouldn’t be at least slightly interested in knowing that one of his employees is (a) attempting to blackmail another (b) into altering her wedding and honeymoon plans (c) that have already been approved and (d) is refusing to do part of her job because of a personal vendetta.

I strongly suggest that you talk to him and say this: “Jane is harassing me about the time off I had approved for my wedding and honeymoon. She wants some of those same days and told me that if I don’t change my own time off request, she will report me for misusing a sick day. That’s false. She saw me in the grocery store while I was picking up a prescription on a sick day. I can get a note from my doctor that I was seen that day if you need me to. I think it’s hugely problematic that she’s trying to blackmail me to change my days off, so I want to make sure you’re in the loop that that’s happening. She also is refusing to do (specific work tasks) because she’s upset with me. Obviously, I rely on her to do XYZ to be able to do my own job. Can you intervene, so that her harassment stops and I can do my work?”

If your boss won’t intervene, then he’s passive to the point of negligence and you should say the above to HR as well. This is the kind of BS that managers should handle on their own but which HR will usually step in on if you need them to.

Meanwhile, with Jane, tell her this: “I’m not going to discuss my time off with you any further. If you want to report seeing me in the store picking up a prescription, feel free to. I can get documentation from my doctor if I need to, and I’ll happily let (manager) know the situation myself. But I’m not going to discuss this anymore.” If she continues to push, say, “You need to talk to (manager) about this. It’s not up for discussion between us anymore.”

But if your boss is at all decent, he’ll shut this down once you explain what’s been happening.

If the outcome is that he gives Jane the days off she wants and so you’re both gone on the same dates, let people know ahead of time that you will be on your honeymoon and 100% not reachable. Tell them you won’t be responding to calls or texts, and then stick to that. In fact, block everyone from your office during that time away so you don’t even see it if they’re trying to contact you. If you feel weird about doing that, then tell your boss in advance what you’re worried about, and reiterate that you will be 100% inaccessible. People do this! You’re allowed to take a freakin’ honeymoon without work calls.

But stop fearing Jane. What she’s doing is super messed up in a way no decent manager would condone, you have the power to expose that, and you should use it.

The update to this letter is essential reading! Do not miss it.

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the fake charity, the Photoshop predator, and other times AI got it wrong

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We recently talked about times AI got it really wrong, and here are 20 of the most ridiculous stories you shared.

1. The fake initiative

Our execs usually send out a hype email right before the annual employee morale survey, emphasizing wins from the past year, basically trying to put people in a positive frame of mind.

Last year’s included the announcement of a major new program we knew employees really wanted. But it was a bit surprising, because it fell in an area my team was responsible for, and we were out of the loop, despite advocating strenuously for this over the years. So I went to the exec to a) convey enthusiasm for his newfound dedication to launching this program and b) ask what support he needed from my team/get us involved again. It turned out the program wasn’t launching at all; he had just asked AI to edit the email to make it sound more exciting and appealing, and it had done so by … launching my initiative.

2. The predator

Sometimes at work my colleague uses AI in Photoshop to extend a background in a photo or clean up the background. We had a photo of a senior staff member outside: the background shows a building to the left of him and some trees and a road to the right, but it was portrait and we needed landscape. He asked Photoshop to extend the background on the right.

It generated a scary looking woman creeping up behind the staff member.

3. The nickname

I was on a Zoom call with AI notetaking software and was referring to a colleague named Bridget–but on the transcription, every time I specifically mentioned her name, it appeared as “Piglet.” This did not happen when others on the call said “Bridget”! It looked like that was just my nickname for her. I was so embarrassed.

4. The fake charity

My company hired an account manager who insisted he was a phenomenal writer and asked if he could contribute to our blog. The first pieces were just AI slop so I politely thanked him and said we had plenty of posts already.

So he posts a third “article” on his own LinkedIn account in which the AI described how our company collaborated with the CDC on researching a certain disease and publishing a groundbreaking study. Then we apparently went into underserved communities and funded a bunch of clinics and immunizations. NONE of this happened. It was hours before I saw it and forced him to take it down, and there were many surprised comments and shares. Months later, we were nominated for an award on our commitment to caring for vulnerable populations.

5. The transcript

I forgot the meeting was being transcribed and was talking to my cat while waiting for others to show up. “Baby, let me put it in” was at the top of the transcript to my absolute horror.

I was talking about his ear mite drops.

6. The grievance meetings

At my former workplace, the HR director did not know that her AI notes tool was recording her classified grievance meetings with the union representatives and sending a full recap after each one to all parties invited on the calendar invite, even if they weren’t in attendance. We got an email after a bit saying no one was allowed to use AI note takers any longer.

7. The “verifiable information”

Me: I’m doing a competitor analysis on [product type] for [customer segment]. Please give me an overview of all the [product type] products offered by banks in [my country] for this type of customer.

AI: (gushes) Sure! What a fantastic question, you’re a genius! (paraphrasing). Here is the overview.

Me: (searching for one of the product names listed … cannot find it anywhere) I can’t find this product anywhere. Did you make it up?

AI: Ooooh … did you mean actual products? Sorry! In future I’ll only reference verifiable information.

Me: (eye roll, crying into coffee mug, closes AI window)

(It continued to manufacture content.)

8. The job description

My mother is on the board of a wildlife habitat nonprofit. They work with wetland preservation and with both bats and owls. They were looking for a new director, so someone on the search committee decided to have AI make up the job listing. It included several useful traits (a reasonable amount of education, experience with fundraising, etc.) – but it also said the position required “five years’ experience teaching birds to fly.”

They rewrote the job listing.

9. The performance review

I had an employee request to use an AI to take notes during her performance review. The summary was one line: “No meaningful conversation took place”. I was glad I decided to take pen and paper notes because it was a very productive conversation indeed. Apparently the AI disagreed!

10. The baby announcement

At the end of a meeting, a colleague asked their boss to stay on the line for a couple of minutes. The colleague then confidentially shared the great news that they were expecting a baby, and they and their boss talked about a few next steps to plan for parental leave. The AI notetaker then sent out notes to everyone who had attended the meeting with the headline, “Colleague Is Having a Baby.”

11. “Dazzling you”

I’ve been involved in beta-testing and quality-controlling AI translation output because my employer wants to see if has utility in professional use cases. Here are some highlights:

– In an AI translation of a report about elder abuse, it randomly inserted the word “child” in front of the word “abuse” in various places. The concept of “child” did not appear in the source text at all.

– Every single abbreviation in the text was incorrect in a different way every single time. There was not a single correct abbreviation, and not a single abbreviation was translated the same way twice.

– The word “negro” was randomly inserted into a sentence for no apparent reason. This was early in my exposure to AI translation and I had no idea it could mess up that badly, so I spent ages trying to figure out if there was some stealth hidden racist dogwhistles in the source text. A colleague of mine also had a recurring problem of the word “bitch” randomly being inserted into sentences.

– Random misnegating – for example, the statement “more work is being done” is translated as “no more work is being done,”

– It translated the standard “Dear Sir or Madam” opening of a letter as “Dazzling you.”

– Rewording the source text in the source language rather than translating it. Yes, all the settings were configured correctly.

12. The Powerpoint

I asked Copilot to create a table comparing two things. It did an okay job. Then Copilot asked me if I wanted a Powerpoint slide of the table. I said sure, since I was going to put it into Powerpoint anyway. Copilot created the ugliest Powerpoint I have ever seen. Three slides (I only needed one) with a color scheme of lavender, salmon pink, and orange. The background of each slide had kind of a plaid pattern a coworker said reminded her of her grandmother’s couch. A random picture in a cartoon cloud shape.

However, that is better than our company’s internal AI. It doesn’t have the ability to output content into powerpoint, excel, etc, but it thinks it does. It’ll offer to create one for you and then do nothing. Coworkers have spent ages trying to figure out where AI is saving their non-existent files.

13. The comp titles

I work in publishing and I wanted to do some research on competing titles for a potential book we had in the pipeline. Asked AI for the bestselling current books on the topic, and it came up with a list that had some really interesting titles on it – great, I thought, I’ve never heard of half of these so we definitely need to check them out. Yep – turns out the AI had just completely made them up.

14. The editable document

Me: Copilot, can you turn this scanned PDF into an editable word document?

Copilot: Sure thing, Another Kristin, here you go!

Me (after opening the file): Copilot, this file is completely blank.

Copilot: Sorry, I made a mistake, here it is!

Me: (opens second file, sees that it is also blank, closes AI window and puts in request for OCR software)

15. The attack

A friend of mine showed me an AI summary of a meeting where the AI notetaker decided to attack someone for no reason– in the middle of the notes about what everyone was saying, it inserted, “Jane contributes nothing to the conversation.” I guess it was accurate because the coworker had been quiet since that part of the meeting wasn’t relevant to her projects … But why did it do that???

16. The scam

We work with a lot of small businesses just starting up, and as a result are asked to recommend professional services often. Knowing this, a client passed on a discreet warning about the bookkeeping firm we’d recommended to them. They had issues with their accounting software, Quickbooks, and called for help. It was right when Google started providing AI summaries for everything, and apparently their account rep pulled the phone number for Quickbooks’ support out of the AI summary, rather than off the website.

You can probably guess where this is going. The number wasn’t legit, but instead put him in contact with a scammer who’d managed to astroturf their way into the AI summary. The account rep gave the scammer full access to our client’s accounting software before he realized his error. Our client didn’t share a lot of details about the damages — I got the sense that they were saying very little because they were planning legal action — but they wanted to let us know so we wouldn’t recommend them again.

17. The transcript, part 2

A woman I work with introduced herself before an online presentation. Her last name is Buckman. The AI transcriber recorded her introduction as “Hi, I’m Amelia. F*ck, man, it’s nice to see you all today.”

18. The transcript, part 3

Two people stayed on the call after the rest of the team had left and complained about others on the project. Not only did the transcription record this, it tagged the individuals being discussed in the summary as an action item: “@Jane needs to stop dragging her feet and get her sh*t together”

19. The equipment

I recently saw a ~$50,000 piece of industrial equipment damaged and taken out of commission for about a month because Google AI search told a worker that the tightening torque of a screw was 50 ft*lb instead of 50 in*lb.

This resulted in them over-tightening the screw by a factor of 12, which unfortunately didn’t strip the threaded hole (which would have been a smaller problem) but instead warped a bearing assembly that required a full rebuild at considerable difficulty and expense.

The kicker is that the correct torque value was clearly printed in the service manual that is stored in the machine.

20. The privacy expert

We once had a IT person come into a meeting to talk about the importance of data privacy and security who didn’t realize he had an AI notetaker signed in until someone pointed it out.

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