They called him Cuban Pete, or at least they did in that ‘50s Babalu number. Desi should be with us at this moment, as it appears that any mañana now might bring a long-delayed breakthrough in Cuban-American relations.
I always enjoyed Desi Arnaz’s many old TV appearances. And you know it couldn’t have been easy to live and work with Lucy, at least not if you credit posthumous tabloid accounts of her marriage and business partnership with Desi. You’d think that at least she’d have some gratitude for his having saved her professional culo from the Hollywood blacklist when the matter of her 1930’s Communist Party voter registration arose, but, sadly, no.
Turning our attention to today’s news about Cuba, we find:
U.S. State Department officials met in Havana with Cuban apparatchiks —including the grandson of aging strongman Raul Castro— to urge democratic and economic freedoms and warn of the risks of not heeding their advice, Axios has learned.
By the way, I like that term “apparatchiks” a lot. So redolent of the Cold War! Good for you, Axios writer (since I don’t think a bot could be that historically informed and literary).
It seems Raul’s nieto is carrying messages formatted as dip notes to Cuban-American businessmen. So, maybe he’s a nepo-commie ready to step forward and take a leadership position in the new era of cooperation with the U.S. If so, good luck with that.
Although, I don’t think Trump can really respect someone whose nickname is "the Crab". Are we supposed to be afraid of a crab? I guess you wouldn’t want to step on one if you were barefoot, but still, that’s not a name that will impress power players.
Negotiations go two ways, of course, so you may wonder what it is that the gringoes want from their interlocutors? According to CBS News, “senior State Department representatives” who visited Cuba last week pushed for political and economic reforms (that are as yet not publicly specified), sweetened by an offer of instant internet access via Elon Musk’s Starlink.
Of course, there was also a stick to go along with that carrot: whoever is in charge in Cuba has very little time to act, and Trump will not let a collapsing state create a security threat to the U.S.
During the meetings, the U.S. delegation discussed the Trump administration’s push for political and economic reforms, as well as the U.S.’s demands for the release of political prisoners, the State Department official said. The Americans also floated offering Cuba access to Starlink, a satellite internet service operated by Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
“The delegation reiterated that the Cuban economy is in free fall and that the island’s ruling elites have a small window to make key U.S. backed reforms before circumstances irreversibly worsen,” the official told CBS News.
Some news reports have claimed that the U.S. side is also demanding compensation for American-owned properties that were seized when Castro took over. That would be fair, and just possibly it would also force Cuba to deal with the Five Families of organized crime, who famously owned hotels and casinos in Havana.
Should demoralized communists clash with the aged remnants of La Cosa Nostra, it’ll be anybody’s guess which side will end up sleeping with the fishes.
For a little perspective on all this we can look at how the Donroe Doctrine is now being applied to Venezuela, because it is in ways which foreshadow what Cuba can expect, especially as it concerns the large number of foreign comrades that Cuba still hosts.
Consider this power move:
In a significant geopolitical and energy-sector shift, the United States has directed the removal of Chinese contractors from maintenance and rehabilitation work at Venezuela’s El Guri Hydroelectric Dam—the third-largest in the world after China’s Three Gorges and the Itaipu Dam on the Brazil-Paraguay border. American engineering giants Siemens and General Electric (GE) have now been contracted to evaluate and rehabilitate the dam and Venezuela’s entire national electrical grid (Sistema Eléctrico Nacional, or SEN).
This development, reported widely on Venezuelan social media and confirmed through multiple independent accounts in the past 48 hours, follows U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s high-level visit to Caracas in February 2026 and the issuance of OFAC General License 48A (GL 48A). The license explicitly authorizes U.S. persons and companies to provide goods, technology, software, and services for the generation, transmission, storage, or distribution of electricity in Venezuela—opening the door for American private-sector involvement in the country’s chronically unstable power system.
Neo-colonialism is back, my fellow Estadounidense, only this time without the messy preliminaries, such as military occupation, but just going directly to the mature stage of unequal trade agreements and economic dependency. Teddy Roosevelt could only dream of doing it this efficiently.
Right now all the shooting is going on in Iran and its surroundings, and naturally that monopolizes the attention of the news media and the Washington commentariate.
But my guess is that the less kinetic kind of diplomatic energy that’s being expended on our long neglected neighbors to the south will have as much or more impact on our national wellbeing in the long run.
Hasta la futura, please enjoy the Cuban Cabbie.


